It crossed nine galaxies to get here.
It does not want your cows.
He comes in peace.
Hold still. This only tickles.
Pipi is small, purple and extremely polite. He left home with a full tank, a packed lunch and one instruction: find the friendliest place in the universe.
He picked Earth. Nobody is sure why. He has parked above Ethereum and he is winking at you right now.
Study the locals. Collect samples. Return everything that moos.
The launch limits can only be removed, never tightened or brought back.
CA